Wizard Swears

We're saying magical naughty words!

My grandmother forbids me from using raunchy language.

Well you're grandmother is a blast ended skank!

He doesn't mean it Neville, he's just trying out wizard swears.

I mean every word I ever say, ever, because I'm Harry Potter.

Dumbledore, you're obscenely old, right?

Why yes.
Well do you know any super ancient, lost to the ages, archaic, olden time wizard swears?

There is one, the Elder Swear.

Your mother is a beep beep beep ing beep lora nimson beep beep agnitem verium beep beep beep tragula beep beep beep beep beep beep hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep beep republican beep beep beep and Danial Radcliff beep beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep beep beep beep in a castle far far away where no one can hear you beep beep beep beep beep soup beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep mickey mouse beep beep and a stick of dynamite beep beep beep beep beep magical beep beep beep beep beep alakazam!

Woooow.